Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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