She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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