I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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