i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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