Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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