At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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