Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
