HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
