therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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