god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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