I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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