I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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