some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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