I only kidnapped one of them. chill
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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