: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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