i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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