Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
