Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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