We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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