whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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