I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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