just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I just googled if crying burns calories
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
