"it" just moved
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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