google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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