The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
being pregnant is like rehab
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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