I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
