i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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