Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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