I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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