I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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