my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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