you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I think i got beer on your cat.
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