I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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