also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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