Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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