no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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