New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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