Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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