Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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