She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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