Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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