i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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