talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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