you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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