When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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