We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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