If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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