BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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