what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Is it because I queefed?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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