U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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