dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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