you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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