Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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