i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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